Hi Neil Daruwala, I think I remember you. Weren't you that
gormless, chinless and altogether noisome 'gangsta' from fee-
paying St Benedict's school? (noisome, for your information,
means revolting; I assume you don't have/can't read a
dictionary.)
Good to see you've taken your particular brand of snivelling,
blazer-wearing, faux street-cred to Spain. I can't imagine
there'll be much of a market for it though - hasn't Ali G rather
cornered the market? Still, at least the benefits system is
pretty generous over there.
